Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
