I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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