I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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