he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
this will be a night to untag.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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