No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You can't special order awesome
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I did not marry a roomba.
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