Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
