You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Me too!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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