I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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