Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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