Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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