He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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