R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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