i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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