ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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