Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
