Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
There r osticjed everywhere
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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