people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I have feelings that need drinking.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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