Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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