Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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