Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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