so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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