I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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