this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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