she was so not down for the gang bang
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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