I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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