she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Enjoy the penises
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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