I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
This house was built for laser tag.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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