Sponge bath it is.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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