I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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