I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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