Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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