I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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