I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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