Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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