I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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