Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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