I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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