capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Alive.
So much puke
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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