some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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