you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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