Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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