Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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