i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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