Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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