no. you can't hotbox the world.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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