I'm laying in your front yard are you home
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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