I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
