You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
