At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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