At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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