I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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